Friday, July 30, 2010

weird weapons

You see all the weapons that you see, or see some. Here are the weapons, that your eyes could imagen. The weapons that are helpful to fight, and defense. Here a pictures of the weapons.



















The twin hooks (swords)















Chinese swords that has edges that staping, cuting, and grabing.
















Emei Piercers
















Small chopstick like piercing daggers, with rings on them, to both hold on, and spin them around.



















Macuahuitl









A tip of wierd sword that look like a hiting club. But can slice a humans flesh.








Kpinga









A weird looking throwing knife, that look like a combination between a shuricken, a scythe, and axe combined.

















Scissor (weapon)

A cutting weapon, that look like hook with a scythe head. No not the scissers you use to cut paper. I mean the roman weapon.



































































































































Kusarigama



Kusarigama is what ninjas use in battle. Its both short and mid. rang weapon. With a scythe and morning star combine.



























Chakram
Is a flying disce with sharp edges. Similer to the ninjas shuriken, and a azande kpinga.











Urumi coil sword







This sword is a tipe of wip. It is made of flexible steel, that can slice flesh.


















katar daggersHandeld short rang daggers, that can pierce throw chainmail. And very affective.

















Pata sword

Is a gauntlet with a sword on top, which is easy to hold on to it.




Khopesh






Khopesh is an egyptian sword, with a curved blade.





















Push knife













These knifes are a surpries to you.













Ulu dagger









This is similer to the push knife and the roman scissor









Tekko Kagi







These are brass knuckles with claws to cut open your face.























































Ji halberd

















A chiness halberd, with round blades to cut human flesh.






Egyption axe





An axe that has the head of the gladiators scissor.









Rope dart




A long rang weapon, that can knock out enemies.







Axe dagger



A part of a chinesis halberd, but can use as a dagger.






Sica sword




This sword looks bent, but kill with one strike. Also shields has no protection agents this.

















Falchion sword









The falchion likes like a sword, but has the strength of an axe. good for cutting chainmail.





















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Thursday, July 29, 2010

A Crappy Post











warning: This post shows characters made of crap (which is disturbing)














Here are charatures from games and shows that are gross. But not all guys made of poop. Some guys are made of boogers or slimy. Well here the guys, Im talking about.



















1. The Great Mighty Poo- conker game.




The great mighty poo has wet sloppy hands, a big mouth with green slimy drull, green eyes, and disgusting corn teeth. He sings and trys to kill conker, by throwing balls of poop. His weakness is toilet paper.

See the videos.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscWc5IoWrw&feature=related










2. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo-south park










Howdy childern. Merry Christmas to all the nice boys and girls. And have a crappy New Year, Just kidding. No, Im serious, get lost. Watch me on south park in comedy central. Also in Youtube.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCPOowojiC0










3. Deputy Dangerous (poop form)-super Diaper baby










sorry, I can't find his picture in the internet, so you will see him in "The adventures of super diaper baby"










Boogers:










4. Boogerman game





Interplay presents the game you bind waiting for. Boogerman, is a gross gas making booger eating super hero. Saves the world by entering toilets, burps and farts, and throws boogers at enemys. He is also and arch enemy of earthworm jim in clay fighters 63 1/3. see the videos





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szL8A-rd6Q8http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0rN_xaKvAM





5. Bionic Boogerboy and Carl, Trixie, and Franken Booger-captain underpants






when Melvin mix with the robot, he sneeze and with that combind, he turns into bionic booger boy. When hes diffeted, he turns back into Melvin. But Mr.Krapp and Melvin switch bodys. And the parts of the booger boy come back to life. known as carl (the legs), trixie(the tentacles) and franken booger has the arms.



6. Snott and Major Mucus-earthworm jim

sorry again, Can't find the pictures.


snott is a green blob, that is looks mucus like. He live in earthworm jims backpack, and he was jims friend and ally(which he is a good guy)

He also helps him clime on slimy boogers.


Major Mucus is the villen in the game. He is the ruler of the "A distant phlegm planet, and tries to destroy earthworm jim in the level "snot a problem" which is a bungee-jumping duel in a pit of snot. He also has a pet name "Mucus Phlegm Brain" that tries to eat jim, if earthworm jim gets to close to the pit.


Other gross and silly things:


7.Talking Toilets and Turbo Toilet 2000- captain underpants


when George and Harold made a comic book, the machine, that Melvin made bring the toilets to life. The toilets were conturled by the turbo toilet 2000, and eat alot of teachers and die from eating cafeteria food.
Turbo Toilet 2000 is the leader of the toilets and eat captain underpants. So that he can rule the world, but was distored by the binoic plunger. He is also in Uranus.





















Sunday, July 25, 2010

Dinosaur planet (a cancelled game)




When I was a boy, the first time I play is "Starfox Aventure" is alittle fun. And I thought it was base on an old N64 game called dinosaur planet (no not the other dinosaur planet that is on dicovery channel). I trie to find it, but I dicovery that it was cancelled by the companey longtime ago.














Becase nintendo says like "Oh it looks like a starfox game. you know what, lets make it a starfox game" So thay cancelled it, and make it a starfox game.







The new look is kind a crappy kystel for me, I like the old like better.







They also have cancelled characters named Sabre and Random.














So here is the image






That how krystal first look like, and you can see her starfox look in google image or dinosaur planet.







That how sabre looks like, and was replace by fox.







And the cancelled character Random.










If you want to see starfox aventure, here are the videos


Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Evolution of clay fighters

Hello this is the venom demon and there was a story about a game that was a parody of street fighters and the game is called clay fighters and they kick @%$. I mean this game has everyting a bad temperd snowman, a blob made of clay, a ghost with jack o lantarin for a head, and a flaxable man made of taffy. The game made by interplays made a smashing hit so let move on the history.











The first clay fighter game was released in Super NES in 1993





own by interplay. Man I love this game, the first time I play this game, is that my friend has the first one. Clay fighters was a street fighting game, with funny charaters like a snowman, a blob, a guy made of taffy, a clown, a witch doctor, a ghost with a pumpkin for a head, and other goofy guy you see in the game. Theres even a theme song and its catchy thats right







Clay fighters 2 has a kangroo, a baby, and a rabbit, fight to be king this game I did not like, I mean that the character were great, but the game is not. The timer makes you slow to fight so you had to attack while times move fast.














clay fighters 63 1/3 is the best thay have earthworm jim and boogerman in the game,the 3d grafics are alright. The fighting is great also.



Thay have another one same as this one called sculptors cut, with characters that are not in the 63 1/3. Ther is a theme song in the opaning but i have no clue who made it.




And yet they going to release the classic game in the ds, oh Im sorry the 3ds called "Call of putty" and its going to be release in 2011. Interplays did a very good job to show us that we need to remember the good game that is was made to be.



youtube stars (part 2)






Hey its me again. And yes here is more youtube stars. You know the ones with the highiest views, never mind I still show old guys videos, like in part one, that Im talking about. Well here is the momment you been waiting for.












Ouch.... you bit me charlie


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM





Test your might http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI


smosh again also see charlie charlie the drunken guinea pig "Do you have any boos around."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAwQ98gRGVw





I am not going to the dentist david http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs&feature=related





Here is freds first video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEqwKNNQBwc





Smosh again also with "Boxman"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uln6CurFk also see boxman 2.0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEe5INfISy4&feature=channel





What the F***** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ&feature=related





Here is nigahigahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r56jqb-fWVM





Is that a cat playing pianohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM





Boogerboys catshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxDP0RjRI5A





Zombies love turtles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y&feature=related





Say hello to Miss teen USAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww&feature=related





Ok 0-o that horse is hornyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBKRJyFeepU





Dude that warcraft kid is nutshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc







That is some wierd uniconshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

"H..H..Hello I love rusty spoons" salad fingershttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA

The real elmo is behind the scenehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w14aCTMcrgQ&feature=related

Poor chow chowhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapyXi5DUZo

See daneboe on youtubehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playnmJB_TI

Beware of Kool aid "OH YAGH" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-rTHOpgxE&feature=channel

What is he talking abouthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-sjphuKusk

Guns don't kill people http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

Ninja cathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71Dtj2W7pw

red light/green lighthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw

Zombie froghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLz8RK4teHM

T shirt warshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKWdSCt4jGE

That man is dancinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

If you find a video with high views, please leave a comment.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Deadliest post












"All shell die in my eyes!" Just kidding.^_^ Ok all see here is blood flying around the floor, two guys hate each other and fight, kill each other with weapons (that you see or don't see). Just like the other fighting games you play. Yep this post is about "Deadliest Warriors". Have you and your friends always talk about who is better, like "ninja is cool and better than the knight !" or maybe "Dude I think that the spartan can kill a roman centurian", "Heres what I think Nazis or terrorist who is going to win ?", "The gladitor can crush any thing, like stupid piratest, and adventurers stinks. Oh oh.... and heros are zeros"






















Ok yay so Spike shows you this series you might get interested, thay have a computer nerd, a scientist, and a physician. First thay put two teams that are experts and decendents (which are actully actors).






















Second thay choose which weapon is the best, and test it. They put information in a computer. Like thay have bombs, long cutting swords, exploding bottles, flying darts, any thing thay have in there pocket.






















Finally thay put the warriors in the computer, to bring them to life. And thats how the fight begins, like the spartan vs the ninja, the viking vs the samurai, the pirate vs the knight or the gladiator vs the apache. Every favorite warriors begin to fight to be the best. Enjoy to Deadliset Warriors see all the action, the winner, or the episodes. http://www.spike.com/show/31082







also see season 2 previews